[ He feels like he might get a lot of messages from Shou given their track record these past few weeks... Ritsu's never bothered with the function prior, but he goes ahead and marks Shou as a favorite so he doesn't have to go through all that scrolling effort again. It feels like Retrospec's userbase only gets larger every time more people are welcomed into it. ]
I'll try not to kill the marimo. Am I supposed to name the rock too?
I understand You like the name so much youre afraid you'll grow attached to him and start neglecting Kelpy It's okay Ritsu I believe in your parenting skills
That's favoritism! [ well it was even when he was suggesting favoring the rock, but!! ] What if I glue more gravel to your rock pal. That's room to grow right there.
Riiiitsuuuu I'm totally safe and trustworthy What if I send you more cool things I'll give you my address and you can mail me things too then we'll be even
Wow so you're not a stray animal picking fights wherever he goes, good to know. I'd appreciate that, but I don't know what to give you other than return the rock.
Can we just hang out and figure out stuff you like? In a given definition of "normal friendships". Then I can send you things too; or just give them in person.
Do you go to school? I don't think I've ever seen you.
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I was joking about the roaches
If you don't kill the marimo you could get a better bowl and a betta to keep it company
[ the point is PETS ARE GREAT... ]
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I'll try not to kill the marimo. Am I supposed to name the rock too?
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You're really gonna name it?
You're taking this seriously after all
I mean of course you have to name it you have to be a good rock parent Ritsu
I know you can do it
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I'm drawing a blank here. Help me out.
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Can I really help name them
Are they gonna be our kids now or what
[ not only a parent, but married. ]
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But yes you can help name them.
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Mossman for the marimo
Or Kelpy if you think it's a girl
I don't actually know if there's a difference
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It's stone cold like you
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Shou Junior then
After your favorite person
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Never mind I'm not naming the rock.
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You like the name so much youre afraid you'll grow attached to him and start neglecting Kelpy
It's okay Ritsu I believe in your parenting skills
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[ Is he implying Shous don't. Well, not intentionally. ]
Kelpy will be the healthiest of all marimo.
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That's favoritism! [ well it was even when he was suggesting favoring the rock, but!! ] What if I glue more gravel to your rock pal. That's room to grow right there.
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[ RITSU DOES NOT UNDERSTAND SHOU but it's probably just another of the things drawing him to the guy he has to begrudgingly admit ]
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Rock-nap
Whatever
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I could just give it back to you without that fuss.
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That'd be rude
I have to steal it from you
That's the only way it can be ruder
[ ... what kind of logic is this exactly. ]
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But seriously how did you find out where I live.
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[ ......... that sounds. shady. ]
2/2 i guess
I know cause I'm your best friend duh
[ THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING. ]
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I'm totally safe and trustworthy
What if I send you more cool things
I'll give you my address and you can mail me things too then we'll be even
[ well, AN address anyway. ]
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I'd appreciate that, but I don't know what to give you other than return the rock.
Can we just hang out and figure out stuff you like? In a given definition of "normal friendships". Then I can send you things too; or just give them in person.
Do you go to school? I don't think I've ever seen you.
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