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[esperimental]

Ritsu Kageyama

Junior high student. 6+ months user. No this app doesn't get any less annoying.

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[chargebomb]

[ shou has probably automatically added ritsu from first text, because he can tell ritsu is going to be fun. ]

You're really gonna name it?
You're taking this seriously after all



I mean of course you have to name it you have to be a good rock parent Ritsu
I know you can do it

[esperimental]

[ 13 years old and already a parent. Time to fret over house loans some more. ]

I'm drawing a blank here. Help me out.

[chargebomb]

Wow
Can I really help name them
Are they gonna be our kids now or what

[ not only a parent, but married. ]

[esperimental]

Don't word it that way.
But yes you can help name them.

[chargebomb]

How about
Mossman for the marimo
Or Kelpy if you think it's a girl
I don't actually know if there's a difference

[esperimental]

Better not think too hard about it, many plants are either hermaphrodites or don't have a gender. But I do like Kelpy better. Ideas for the rock?

[chargebomb]

Ritsu Junior
It's stone cold like you

[esperimental]

I'll update you when I find a giant tank to submerge myself in so we can match.

[chargebomb]

Aw Ritsu don't do that you have so much to live for!
Shou Junior then
After your favorite person

[esperimental]

I think I see you enough without needing an everyday reminder.

Never mind I'm not naming the rock.

[chargebomb]

I understand
You like the name so much youre afraid you'll grow attached to him and start neglecting Kelpy
It's okay Ritsu I believe in your parenting skills

[esperimental]

Might as well prioritize the one that actually has room to grow, right?

[ Is he implying Shous don't. Well, not intentionally. ]

Kelpy will be the healthiest of all marimo.

[chargebomb]

[ ICE COLD... stone cold. whichever--! ]

That's favoritism! [ well it was even when he was suggesting favoring the rock, but!! ] What if I glue more gravel to your rock pal. That's room to grow right there.

[esperimental]

If you were so invested in the rock you shouldn't have given up custody.

[ RITSU DOES NOT UNDERSTAND SHOU but it's probably just another of the things drawing him to the guy he has to begrudgingly admit ]

[chargebomb]

One day I might just kidnap him back from you
Rock-nap
Whatever

[esperimental]

Suzuki please don't break into my house.

I could just give it back to you without that fuss.

[chargebomb]

You can't give me back my own gift
That'd be rude
I have to steal it from you
That's the only way it can be ruder

[ ... what kind of logic is this exactly. ]

[esperimental]

When did this turn into a rudeness contest.
But seriously how did you find out where I live.

[chargebomb]

Connections

[ ......... that sounds. shady. ]

2/2 i guess

[chargebomb]

Kiiidding
I know cause I'm your best friend duh

[ THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING. ]

[esperimental]

I think I would have more readily believed connections. Let me know when I need to start calling the police.

[chargebomb]

Riiiitsuuuu
I'm totally safe and trustworthy
What if I send you more cool things
I'll give you my address and you can mail me things too then we'll be even

[ well, AN address anyway. ]

[esperimental]

Wow so you're not a stray animal picking fights wherever he goes, good to know.
I'd appreciate that, but I don't know what to give you other than return the rock.

Can we just hang out and figure out stuff you like? In a given definition of "normal friendships". Then I can send you things too; or just give them in person.

Do you go to school? I don't think I've ever seen you.

[chargebomb]

[ omg... ritsu saying he wants to hang out and maybe give him stuff. he was just kidding, suggesting that, but aaahh--

he'd almost want to screencap that out of stupid happiness. well, he does. and then maybe he forgets he does after he texts a response and caps it again. ]

I'm a stray animal who picks and chooses his battles how's that
But hey let's hang out all the time
Every day
Who needs school I totally don't

[ ... delinquent truant alert. ]

[esperimental]

Okay maybe you don't but I've only got so much summer before I go back in September?

[ He doesn't really have to grill someone over this, maybe he's home-schooled or financial situation... etc. Sweet, innocent, not-illegal uninformed thoughts.

Ritsu isn't sure how he feels about "all the time, every day", to the point that he takes longer to figure out the rest of his reply. He erases his initial "Wouldn't you get tired of that?" with something more thought out.

... This is really weird, friendship. And he imagines extra weird because of the particular friend he's ended up with. ]

Let's make the most out of vacation. I guess it was kind of boring anyway before you just barged into my life. (Retrospec aside.)