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[esperimental]

Ritsu Kageyama

Junior high student. 6+ months user. No this app doesn't get any less annoying.

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9/5

[mercurio]

a chocobo could /technically/ make a great pet though

[esperimental]

Maybe when I have an actual yard and don't have school. Also those things look expensive to feed. So no.

[mercurio]

but!? the love that you would get in return would be all that more worth it!!
happy kwehs and chirps
i want thaaaaaat

[esperimental]

What on earth is a kweh.

Or is it synonymous to chirps? Chirps and chirps.

[mercurio]

it's not /just/ a chirp! have you never heard a chocobo do a kweh sound??

[esperimental]

Not really. Is it that important.

[ this is giving him a very specific instance of déjà vu ]

[mercurio]

it's only
the most important sound
you'll ever hear

[esperimental]

You're very attached to the alien animals Retrospec imposed on us.

[mercurio]

i remember them being from my memories! they're special to me!

[esperimental]

... Seriously? You're the second person who's told me that. Huh.

The memories part.
Also just because they're special to you doesn't mean it has to apply to me.

[mercurio]

who was the first?
also i object they could become special to you too
have you ever seen a chocobo chick?

[esperimental]

Her name was Pen I think.

Wow you're pretty set on this aren't you?

[ reminds him of others who've managed to become friends with him with sheer persistence? they were animal fans in general too. animals are the secret to world peace ]

[mercurio]

that's penelope
why wouldn't i be? it's easy for you to try and slander chocobos without ever meeting them properly!

[esperimental]

Right, so you've met?

Well I've met Chocobos for the sake of racing them for that ridiculous bingo some time back. It wasn't really a race, what with me having to do the tutorial, but it counted.

[mercurio]

yup
okay chocobo races also took my by surprise
you should meet the babies tbh

[esperimental]

Barely counts. Other guy going around while I had lessons made the blip then I just hopped off.

Metaphorically.
Too tall.
These birds too big in general. But at least they're not assholes like seagulls.
I guess the babies are at least not a ridiculous height yet?

[mercurio]

no they're not a ridiculous height
in fact

get a load of this little guy
attached: kwekeke.wav

[esperimental]

It sure is uh
shaking.

That's all I've gathered.

What else can you tell me about Chocobo and your desire to keep one as a companion?

[mercurio]

it's a baby okay of course it's shaking and fluffing up!
besides chocobos are really sweet and caring and very intelligent
they're loyal til the end too did you know that